100 Overused Phrases Women Use On Dating Profiles and What They Mean

What are the meaning of phrases women use on dating profiles?

There is an abundance of overused phrases women use on dating profiles. You see the phrases so much, that you remember the phrases like you do lyrics to your favorite songs or lines from movies.

Sure, men are guilty of a lot of phrases, and you can certainly create 100 phrases men use themselves, but the focus of this post is women. New dating sites pop up regularly, but one thing remains the same; women say the same stuff; a lot!

So, here are 100 phrases women use on profiles and what they mean (I threw a few bonus phrases in as well). The list is a combination of things I've seen as well as a few from Redditors.

Overused phrases on women's profiles

No hookups - I literally mean NO hookups. 

Fluent in sarcasm - You know how Chandler in Friends uses sarcasm as a coping mechanism?  Well, that's me!  I'm going to annoy the shit out of you at some point because I take nothing seriously.  

Willing to lie about how we met - I'm deeply insecure and think online dating is for losers, but I'm desperate right now.

I'm a sapiosexual - I think highly of myself and use this buzzword to impress others.

I've been told… - I lack confidence and hide behind this statement so I can describe how others perceive me instead of just speaking up for myself.

Some would say I am… - Yet another non-confident way to describe me with zero proof, so you have to take others words for it.

I live life to the fullest - My weekends consist of the couch, Netflix and wine, but I use this phrase to appear cooler than I really am.

I'm not here for games or drama - I'm bringing so much Goddamn damn drama you are gonna pull your hair out in frustration at some point.

I don't respond to 'hey' or 'hi' - Dude, put some effort into your messages.  Seriously.  Read my profile.  I've literally handed you conversations starters, and you resort to "hi?"

I'm picky - I have unrealistic expectations for my partner.

I refuse to settle - I will find a reason NOT to choose you and use this phrase to justify why I'm single with friends and family.

I know what I want - I have a laundry list of requirements you will no doubt fail to meet.

I'm picky, refuse to settle, and know what I want - The ultimate trifecta; You don't have a prayer with me.

I'm looking to settle down but not willing to settle - I'll wind up alone forever.

I will not send pics - Stay away pervs and pic collectors!

I'm looking for fun - I'm literally looking for fun, not sex!

Love to laugh - I can't think of anything original, so I'll fall back on another cliché about how I have a great sense of humor.

Don't know what to write - I can't even take 5 minutes to figure out what I want so good luck coming up with a conversation starter.

My kids are my #1 priority - You are always second to my kids.  Always.

My kids are my world - It's a simple equation:  KIDS > YOU.

I don't open messages without a face pic - You better have at least one photo on your profile or don't bother sending me a message!

I'm funny - I'm not funny but I quote Anchorman and people often laugh when I do.

Share my active lifestyle - No fatties!

I take care of myself and so should you - You don't stand a chance unless you are hot.

In the process of starting my own business - I am unemployed.

I'm an entrepreneur - I'm a "wantrepreneur" and use this phrase because it's "cool" right now and I watch a lot of Shark Tank.

My friends told me this would be fun to try - I think online dating is for losers, but all of my friends are taken, and I desperately don't want to be the only single person at social gatherings anymore.

Know the difference between their, they're, and there - I think I'm much smarter than I really am and will judge you over the slightest detail on your profile and messages.

Let's lie about how we met - I think anyone who uses online dating is a hideous loser who hides behind a computer and can't find love in the real world.  Of course, I am the exception.

I don't like drama - I will be the source of your drama.

Expectations are low - All guys suck on dating sites.

I'm a foodie - I don't cook so expect a lot of wining and dining at expensive restaurants. 

Work hard, play hard - Consistently expect accompanying me on the weekend to clubs or bars.

My Myers-Briggs personality type is - I use this to share my identity based on some stupid online quiz which proves how awesome I think I am.

No Trump Supporters/No Liberals - I group people based on their politics and will only date someone who agrees with me and never challenge me to look at a different point of view.

I'm newly single and looking to meet new people - I'm here for hookups.

I'm looking for friends - Absolutely zero sex if we meet; EVER.  Seriously, I only want a dude to hang out with as a friend.

I pay my own bills - You better have a job.

I own my home - Seriously, have a job, car, and disposable income to do things.

No casual sex - All I encounter are horn dogs on this lousy dating site.

Please be able to hold a conversation - Don't stare at my chest on a date, please.

I love to travel - I rarely travel.  Maybe once a year.  Twice at most.

I have traveled to Madagascar, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, Philippines, Hawaii, Mexico, Belize, St. Lucia, Jamaica, etc. - OK, I REALLY LOVE to travel.  No Joke.  

I am officially an "empty nester" - Yeah, time to let loose fellas!  

No short guys! - Only 6'0" and over.

I enjoy sports - I'm the type of girl who will watch a game with you on the couch.

I'm a diehard (LOCAL TEAM) fan - Expect me to get drunk and talk a lot of shit to opposing fans at games, so be prepared to knuckle up.

If you want to "meet" me, message me! - DUDE, do I have to spell it out for you? Wait, I just did.

If you message me with "hi" or something equivalent to that, I will most likely immediately delete and not respond - Put some effort into your messages.

I am not looking for a quick hook up - I can't believe how many douche-bags are on this dating app.

Karma is real - If you screw me over, you'll get yours from the Universe! 

My parents have been married for over 30 years, so I know it’s possible to find a soulmate - I'm holding out for the impossible in this mad hookup dating culture.

I'm open to my future mate having children - I'm cool with single dads.

I love dogs - If you have a dog, especially a rescue, you are so in.

I’m looking for nice and down to earth - All I ask is you are stable.

I’m often told I look younger than my age - I can't accept the fact I am getting older.

I look very young for my age - I don't look young for my age, but am more attractive than women in my age group.  

I want someone assertive - Please don't be wishy-washy / wimps need not apply.

I was married for 20 years and am new to the dating world so be nice guys! - I'm that baby Gazelle you see on Planet Earth, new to the world, curious about the vast Serengeti, ready to live a fulfilling life...and I'm about to become lunch for a pride of lions.

Do Not Waste My Time!!! PLEASE!!!!!! - I'm guarded due to a lot of assholes on this dating site.

I’m not interested in a long distance relationship - You need to be within 20 minutes driving range.  And definitely NO men here on business looking to screw around.

I am a PLUS Size Woman - I'm overweight.

I'm thick - Some men label me overweight, but for others; I got that badonkadonk.

I can't see likes - Hey guys, be a man and take the initiative and message me first!

I love my job - I hate my job but say this in case someone in my HR department stumbles on my profile.

I'm not looking to get married any time soon - Marriage sucks...been there, done that.

Fitness is important to me - You must not be fat, lazy, or a couch potato.

I am not interested in dating someone with young children - It's all about me! You can't have small kids because it means less time with me.

You must be EMOTIONALLY MATURE - You better not be a man-child.

I'd love to meet someone who loves kids - We're a package deal.

Get me off this site! - If you are normal, I'm yours!

I love a man with a full head of hair - No comb-overs, please.

Looking for someone to hang out with and maybe more if it goes that way - I’m looking for a relationship but don't want to scare you off with the "relationship" word.

Looking for someone to date and if it leads to more, even better - I need to get laid.

I'm recently out of a relationship - You're going to be my rebound.

No men in their 20's - Keep your cougar fantasies to yourself.  I have no time for little boys.

No men in their 30's - Still a little too young; I need a mature man.

No men in their 40's - You are too old for me.

No men in their 50's - I don't have daddy issues.

No felons/no addicts of ANY KIND - I consistently choose losers.

My kids are almost out of the house - I'm ready to let loose.

Do not contact me if you are still married or in a relationship already - Jeez, what kind of guys are on this site????

I'm hoping to connect with someone for fun and adventure - I have zero faith in online dating, but figured it's worth a shot.

I rarely initiate contact - Grow some balls and message me for crying out loud!

Looking for my partner in crime - I'm boring and unoriginal, but I will rely on your motivations to entertain me.

Thought I'd give this a try - I'm mildly embarrassed about my decision to join a dating site.

I value honesty - Tired of all the lying piece of $#%# on dating sites!

Let’s keep texting to a minimum and try to meet to see if there is any connection or not - I'm not here for message buddies - Ask me out, or I'll move on.

I have very little tolerance for mind games - Be a man and know what you want.

I'm recently divorced and ready to experience life - My marriage sucked the life out of me, and I'm ready for fun.

I come from a big family - During the holidays I'm dragging your ass to family events so be cool with that.

Please do NOT send me any crazy pictures of yourself - Don't send me pictures of your penis.

Not really sure where to start - Prepare yourself for my generic dating profile.

I am positive - I am not positive.

I am horrible at small talk, but love deep conversations - I have zero depth but pretend I do.

I am a Christian - I am religious so no heathens!

I have a strong faith and relationship with God and Jesus - I am VERY religious.

I am not into the club or bar scene - I'm a reformed party girl.

I will be completing this section soon - I'll never fill this out, but this stupid dating site requires something here, so I typed this so I could browse profiles.

I love to eat - I can't control my eating.

I'm kind of a geek - I've watched Star Wars and consider this a way of saying I'm cool.

I love adventures - I don't have an adventurous bone in my body and expect you to plan everything.

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If I missed anything, add your overused phrases women use on dating profiles in the comment section below.